January 2011
skype: whatapikachu. add me, you rakes and hoes and other gardening equipment endearments.
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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I want to go to:
The Nintendo store in New York. The Studio Ghibli museum in Japan. Abbey Road Studios. The Beatles Magical Mystery tour in Liverpool. The Transiberian Railway line in Russia. A million and one other places as this place right now is boring.
Jan 31st
Ooh darling, who needs love?
Jan 31st
I wonder what normal people do when they're awake...
Probably facebook, cups of tea and masturbate themselves into a stupor. Same old, same old.
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
I am far more of a sarcastic bitch in real life than on the internet. Three cheers for brain to keyboard filters.
Jan 30th
The aftermath is secondary.
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
I sometimes wonder what my life might be like if I...
But I guess I’ll never know.
Jan 30th
izatervpeculiar:   Requirements to “Be A Man”: Be as swift as a coursing river With all the force of a great typhoon With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Jan 30th
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Is it common to tire of 90% of the population or is it just me?
Jan 30th
Jan 29th
kallieope asked: Only me that the thought the worst part was thinking of that ~stuff from a dead man inside you, wtaf.

What was it? Dust? JUST EW.
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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Whoever said history cannot be edited has never...
90% of my photos consist of me eating sandwiches, sticking my face in various alcoholic substances, eyes half closed, eyes fully closed, looking in a complete opposite direction, I’m only in the background and my foot/hand/eyelash is the only thing in the photo. Fucksake.
Jan 29th
I'm bored. It's Saturday. Talk to me. →
Jan 29th
When you find the Gran you hadn’t seen since you were one on facebook and it turns out she’s lesbian and all those christmas cards she wrote from granny and grandad were a lie. So amused, this is actually amaze.
Jan 29th
When I’m in a good mood, I’m like: When I’m in a bad mood, I’m like:
Jan 29th
After watching 10 o clock live
I now think David Mitchell fancies the pants off Charlie Brooker.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
I'm sorry, I don't speak 'Skins.'
Jan 27th
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littlenorris: technicoloureyes replied to your post: So i found out an ‘invatation’ means an interview….. What are you applying for at Solent? I’m on my second year there. Wow seriously :D I’ve applied for Writing Fashion and Culture :D What do you do there?  Writing Fiction. My housemates from last year did fashion and culture, involves a lot of trips to the London Fashion show and fashion...
Jan 27th
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“The only thing you’ve broken is my heart.” Oh god Portal, why do you have to have the creepiest antagonist this side of creepy Silent Hill is nowhere near as scary as you.
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
I desire
takeaway pizza. a Pete Doherty ticket. a Panic at the Disco ticket. Someone to buy me a kitty cat. Lots of Strawberry milkshake. a Steam giftcard. I don’t even know if one of those exists. Um.
Jan 27th
The only hope for me is you.
Jan 27th
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Dear you. You say you’re a lesbian. So stop having sex with guys. Because I think that’s a key no-no in the whole lesbian thing. Okay? Okay.
Jan 27th
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"Noel Fielding to dance for Comic Relief."
DO WANT.
Jan 27th
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mew-:  trying to beat the first three of these bitches on pokemon ranger is the horriblest thing ever. Entei stop trying to fry me like a BBQ, I just want to love you…
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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I forgot how terrifying Glados was.
Jan 27th
I'd pay to see you frown.
Jan 26th
goodbye today, you can be thrown into the bucket of shite.
Jan 26th
Day 04: Your music. I like music. I like music a lot. I like older music more than new music. I like rock music, I like metal music, I like sixties and eighties music. I like some pop music, I like parodies, I like covers, I like folk, I like country, I like my-music-taste-is-more-shit-than-yours-so-deal-with-it. I like music you’ve never heard of. I like music you have heard of and hate....
Jan 24th
When a normal conversation with your friends
consists of talking about STIs, anal virginity and teabagging. On the plus side, I did have a conversation with a cute lesbian couple. Snoop Dogg would be proud of my sensual seduction.
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Day 01: Introduce yourself.  I’m Emma. I don’t like to be called Emma by anyone really close to me as a rule because it feels like I’m getting told off for something. I’m a pain in the arse. I pretend to be a cat to annoy my boyfriend. I play my ipod too loudly then accidentally step out in front of cars. I make sarcastic almost-witty-but-not-quite remarks. I like video...
Jan 23rd
This will sound bitter. I’m not. I’m happily in a relationship. I’m not throwing rocks at anyone who buys someone a giant I wuv u bear on Valentine’s day. Have fun with that. February 14th means as much as March 14th, or July 14th. If Valentine’s day had been established on another day, it’d be meaningless. If you’re in a relationship, the date really...
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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Yay, the old man made me cheese on toast yay. Even though he’s all man fluey and sick. But I’m so lovely and accepting, I don’t mind if he gives me germs through cooking for me, I embrace the chance I could get ill for not-cooked-by-me food.
Jan 20th
Ugh the spider gif on my dash makes me want to set fire to the internet.
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
When you realise that the blogs you follow don't...
Jan 20th
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