January 2011
skype: whatapikachu. add me, you rakes and hoes and other gardening equipment endearments.
I want to go to:
The Nintendo store in New York.
The Studio Ghibli museum in Japan.
Abbey Road Studios.
The Beatles Magical Mystery tour in Liverpool.
The Transiberian Railway line in Russia.
A million and one other places as this place right now is boring.
Ooh darling, who needs love?
I wonder what normal people do when they're awake...
Probably facebook, cups of tea and masturbate themselves into a stupor. Same old, same old.
I am far more of a sarcastic bitch in real life than on the internet. Three cheers for brain to keyboard filters.
The aftermath is secondary.
I sometimes wonder what my life might be like if I...
But I guess I’ll never know.
izatervpeculiar:
Requirements to “Be A Man”:
Be as swift as a coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Is it common to tire of 90% of the population or is it just me?
kallieope asked: Only me that the thought the worst part was thinking of that ~stuff from a dead man inside you, wtaf.
What was it? Dust? JUST EW.
What was it? Dust? JUST EW.
Whoever said history cannot be edited has never...
90% of my photos consist of me eating sandwiches, sticking my face in various alcoholic substances, eyes half closed, eyes fully closed, looking in a complete opposite direction, I’m only in the background and my foot/hand/eyelash is the only thing in the photo. Fucksake.
I'm bored. It's Saturday. Talk to me. →
When you find the Gran you hadn’t seen since you were one on facebook and it turns out she’s lesbian and all those christmas cards she wrote from granny and grandad were a lie. So amused, this is actually amaze.
When I’m in a good mood, I’m like:
When I’m in a bad mood, I’m like:
After watching 10 o clock live
I now think David Mitchell fancies the pants off Charlie Brooker.
I'm sorry, I don't speak 'Skins.'
littlenorris:
technicoloureyes replied to your post: So i found out an ‘invatation’ means an interview…..
What are you applying for at Solent? I’m on my second year there.
Wow seriously :D I’ve applied for Writing Fashion and Culture :D What do you do there?
Writing Fiction. My housemates from last year did fashion and culture, involves a lot of trips to the London Fashion show and fashion...
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“The only thing you’ve broken is my heart.” Oh god Portal, why do you have to have the creepiest antagonist this side of creepy Silent Hill is nowhere near as scary as you.
I desire
takeaway pizza.
a Pete Doherty ticket.
a Panic at the Disco ticket.
Someone to buy me a kitty cat.
Lots of Strawberry milkshake.
a Steam giftcard.
I don’t even know if one of those exists.
Um.
The only hope for me is you.
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Dear you. You say you’re a lesbian. So stop having sex with guys. Because I think that’s a key no-no in the whole lesbian thing. Okay? Okay.
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"Noel Fielding to dance for Comic Relief."
DO WANT.
mew-:
trying to beat the first three of these bitches on pokemon ranger is the horriblest thing ever. Entei stop trying to fry me like a BBQ, I just want to love you…
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I forgot how terrifying Glados was.
I'd pay to see you frown.
goodbye today, you can be thrown into the bucket of shite.
Day 04: Your music. I like music. I like music a lot. I like older music more than new music. I like rock music, I like metal music, I like sixties and eighties music. I like some pop music, I like parodies, I like covers, I like folk, I like country, I like my-music-taste-is-more-shit-than-yours-so-deal-with-it. I like music you’ve never heard of. I like music you have heard of and hate....
When a normal conversation with your friends
consists of talking about STIs, anal virginity and teabagging. On the plus side, I did have a conversation with a cute lesbian couple. Snoop Dogg would be proud of my sensual seduction.
Day 01: Introduce yourself.
I’m Emma. I don’t like to be called Emma by anyone really close to me as a rule because it feels like I’m getting told off for something. I’m a pain in the arse. I pretend to be a cat to annoy my boyfriend. I play my ipod too loudly then accidentally step out in front of cars. I make sarcastic almost-witty-but-not-quite remarks. I like video...
This will sound bitter. I’m not. I’m happily in a relationship. I’m not throwing rocks at anyone who buys someone a giant I wuv u bear on Valentine’s day. Have fun with that.
February 14th means as much as March 14th, or July 14th. If Valentine’s day had been established on another day, it’d be meaningless. If you’re in a relationship, the date really...
Yay, the old man made me cheese on toast yay. Even though he’s all man fluey and sick. But I’m so lovely and accepting, I don’t mind if he gives me germs through cooking for me, I embrace the chance I could get ill for not-cooked-by-me food.
Ugh the spider gif on my dash makes me want to set fire to the internet.
When you realise that the blogs you follow don't...