I am super lonely tonight and I just would like people to miss me and I don’t even think that’s possible. I want a conversation over hot drinks and a hug and a chat and to hear about people’s days and I’ve never felt so far away from everything.
Also I finished the first episode of The Wolf Among Us game last night and oh man, it is so good. If you like the comic book series Fables (or y’know, fables or fairy tales in general,) and storyline-driven gaming then snap it up because it is super great.
My sister’s reached the point of black lipstick and selfies and dallying with boys and that means it’s only a couple of years until she hits the glorious stage of lambo and having naps in club toilets and having the best black clothing I can mercilessly borrow.
Don’t make me choose between something and pizza because you probably won’t like the answer.
Unless you also really like pizza.
I am the one who tactically eats her way through a buffet just so her sibling can’t have any sausage rolls and I am not as guilty about it as I should be.
Damn, Sabrina Spellman, Mary Kate and Ashley and Lizzie McGuire had such good summer breaks where they met boys and rode vespas and played out to sell-out crowds in Italy. All I did was eat my body weight in Fab lollies and refreshed the internet more than usual.
When people start having their own flats and places to live, sleepovers get phased out and it makes me sad because I miss sleepovers a lot.
Next year I’m going to have a sleepover and make a blanket fort and hot chocolate with marshmallows and flake sprinkles and be one walking, talking ecstatic little cliché.
Please stop telling me about the remote control dinosaur you saw at the shop as a funny joke because I actually really want it and it’s tearing me up inside.
My hat came today and it is lovely (and super comfy and soft!) You should all go buy things from worriedkitty as they are good quality and then you can make Mel rich yes good.
How to survive an interview, by me:
- Pretend to be someone else inside your own head. I decided to be Ke$ha if she was trying to get into retail but was secretly hiding her glitter and sass under her interview clothes.
- This actually super helped and I was able to talk to people like a normal being, I’m going to do this in interviews all the time now, cheers Ke$ha.